November 27, 2010
Today was the homestay celebration party where all of the families of each volunteer got together for a giant party. It was fun. I would post pictures, but of course...my computer is still down. Still waiting on dad :)
After the celebration, my sister said we were going to another party for a wedding that was on that day. I asked her what should I wear. She said whatever...whatever you'd wear to a party...
Turns out, it was an actual wedding reception. And I was severely underdressed.
It was great to finally see a wedding reception here. It was absolutely beautiful. Actually, it wasn't much different from a wedding in the States. There was even a "move your car" announcement....
...And an awesome cheesy wedding singer with the MIDI keyboard singing Lou Rawls songs. That might have been my favorite part....
Its always interesting to see the many different races of people that live around here. Mozambique, at least down here in Maputo province, is way more diverse than I thought it would be. There were all types of people at the wedding. Too bad I didn't really meet anyone except for the people at my table...my sisters were wondering why I didn't get up to get food immediately. I didn't know how to say "I am not dressed appropriately for this occasion so I am not getting up", so I just told them I wasn't hungry. They blew it off, told everyone at the table that I didn't speak Portuguese, and after that everyone pretty much ignored me. No big deal. Being American gets me out of a lot of situations where uncomfortable, forced small talk would otherwise take place. Even if I understand everything someone is saying (which most of the time, I do), I can just pretend like I don't, smile and nod, and people just leave me alone or treat me like the "slow kid in the class"....but it saves me from interacting with people I don't want to talk to.
Well, sometimes it does. In this case, I still had to deal with the boyfriend of some girl who knew my sister. Everytime she walked away, he started talking to me. Ugh...these Mozambican men...
Anyway, what was interesting aside from the cheesy wedding singer, the "damas" and "damos"(Which to my understanding are like bridesmaids and groomsmen, but they were all really young, like teenagers) were also a source of entertainment at the reception. They had to do these choreographed dances, and even had costume changes throughout the evening. They started with a waltz style dance, very formal and traditional. Then later they did a salsa dance. Later they did a Mozambican version of the electric slide ("the hustle" for the Detroit people). Its basically the same, except for there's two dips instead of one. People were joining in, and by that time, not eating and the unlimited open bar was starting to set in, so I jumped up and joined in....
Until some lady stepped on my foot and broke my shoe....
I was beyond annoyed. I hobbled back to my seat with my broken shoe. At that point, there was nothing for me to do but sit, drink, and deflect advances from that guy who was CLEARLY already taken.... So that's what I did for the rest of the night...
At one point, I had to pee. I asked the woman sitting next to me where the bathroom was. She said there wasn't one. Weird. I knew there was a bathroom there because I had been to that place before and I remember there being one, I just didn't remember where. So I asked one of my sisters, who then turned to the same woman and told her to take me to the bathroom. The woman grabbed my hand and led me outside. As I hobbled down the street (because of my broken shoe) I asked where we were going. She said "oh, behind these cars". I thought she meant to the building behind the cars...which likely had a bathroom. But nope...once we got behind the cars, she looked around, and said "ok, do like this" and she squatted down and started peeing. At that point, I REALLY had to go, so I had no choice....I squatted behind the car and peed with her.
Yep. I sure did.
That's why you should always have TP and hand sanitizer with you...
Anyway, after that, I hobbled back to the reception, sat at the table again and resumed my drinking/observing/deflecting.
The groom came around and greeted all of the men at the reception and gave them mini bottles of gin. The bride was absolutely gorgeous. She came around in her white gown and greeted all of them women and gave us mini bottles of Amarula (a South African version of Kaluha, but so much better). Not sure if that is a tradition or if they just decided to do it. A lot of money went into this wedding though, it was a grande event.
I also learned that wedding celebrations last for two days here. Because my friend mentioned a party the next day, and we went...turns out it was the same bride and groom. This time, it was ok that I was underdressed. It was a huge party with lots of singing and dancing and everyone presented the gifts to the bride and groom.
There was a pick up truck FULL of gifts when it was over....
There was more food. Someone handed me an entire PLATE of cake. There was also JELL-O!! Lots of wine. Good times.
Anyway, I swear in as an official Peace Corps Volunteer on Friday December 3rd! No more training! Then I jet off to Nampula for a conference, then over to Mandimba...
Its hard to leave Namaacha and have to say goodbye, but I'll get through it. Now its time for the real work...the real integration...the real job...everything I've been preparing for. This is the time where cards/care packages/letters and whatnot would be awesome from home. Just to help me adjust to not having 70 other Americans living around me, and not having a host mother make my food everyday, or not speaking English in some form everyday...you know..transitioning. I'll put my new address on here soon and some special requests as well :)
Reality Check!!!
November 18, 2010
The Portuguese language has this awesome word: "La". When someone wants to describe something that's far-way far away they say its "la". Its usually used in an exagerated manner..."Laaaa!!". Or "la la laaaa" usually coupled with a hand motion demonstrating just how far away it is.
Peace Corps service is about being flexible and remaining open minded. The moment you begin to focus on your expectations, and lose sight of the real reason why you chose to serve in the Peace Corps is the moment you begin to dread being a volunteer. It is important to always remember that a volunteer agrees to go whereever he or she is needed. Whereever that may be is out of his or her control. A successful Peace Corps Volunteer willingly accepts the assignment they are given, and adapts to the situation they are placed in...flexibility and adaptability are two qualities they look for in volunteers in the selection process.
So...site placements were today...
Let's start with the beginning of the day. I wasn't really nervous at all. I was actually the voice of reason. My fellow trainees were all worried about placements and where we would end up for the next 2 yrs. I, confident that I'd be place somewhere that I requested, assured everyone to be open minded, relax, and willing to accept what was to come. I spent the entire day relaxed. When it came time for site announcements, I rushed to the front, was the first person in the gym area where we received our envelopes, and took pictures of everything. My name was the second to be called, but I had to wait until everyone got their envelopes to open mine. We opened all of our envelopes at the same time...and there it was...
Mandimba, Niassa Province.
Where is that you ask? Its LAAAAAAAAA. The job description and site were the exact OPPOSITE of what I wanted. No large site. No site mate. No placement in the southern region. Nope...I'm headed to Niassa, the most remote, undeveloped province in Mozambique. Its WAY FAR north, on the other side of the country. I was sure we were on the same page....I thought my APCD knew exactly what I wanted....
She knew. But she obviously knows better.
Mandimba sits on the border with Malawi. There are currently 0 (yes, zero) Peace Corps Volunteers in the province. The 6 of us that are going are gonna pretty much be the trailblazers. I won't be completely alone, the other volunteers are all within 2-3 hrs of me. But since no one is there right now, I don't really know much about it. All I keep hearing is "oh...Niassa...that's far. But its beautiful!!". People keep saying they're going to visit. A lot of the current volunteers are saying they've been waiting for someone to be placed there so that they could visit. We'll see....
So anyway...there's always one person who cries on site placement day. I was wondering who that idiot would be...
Guess who it was?
I'm much better now. Most people have said that they weren't pleased with their placements, but eventually they came to love it. And some people have said they got what they thought they wanted, and then hated it. I will be working with and organization called "Estamos", which from my research, actually looks pretty cool. They even have a band that travels the country and has won all types of awards and had a CD that went gold. And apparently the founder of the organization even owns a discoteca...
So yeah...I guess it MIGHT be a perfect match...
If only it weren't so far away...
The Portuguese language has this awesome word: "La". When someone wants to describe something that's far-way far away they say its "la". Its usually used in an exagerated manner..."Laaaa!!". Or "la la laaaa" usually coupled with a hand motion demonstrating just how far away it is.
Peace Corps service is about being flexible and remaining open minded. The moment you begin to focus on your expectations, and lose sight of the real reason why you chose to serve in the Peace Corps is the moment you begin to dread being a volunteer. It is important to always remember that a volunteer agrees to go whereever he or she is needed. Whereever that may be is out of his or her control. A successful Peace Corps Volunteer willingly accepts the assignment they are given, and adapts to the situation they are placed in...flexibility and adaptability are two qualities they look for in volunteers in the selection process.
So...site placements were today...
Let's start with the beginning of the day. I wasn't really nervous at all. I was actually the voice of reason. My fellow trainees were all worried about placements and where we would end up for the next 2 yrs. I, confident that I'd be place somewhere that I requested, assured everyone to be open minded, relax, and willing to accept what was to come. I spent the entire day relaxed. When it came time for site announcements, I rushed to the front, was the first person in the gym area where we received our envelopes, and took pictures of everything. My name was the second to be called, but I had to wait until everyone got their envelopes to open mine. We opened all of our envelopes at the same time...and there it was...
Mandimba, Niassa Province.
Where is that you ask? Its LAAAAAAAAA. The job description and site were the exact OPPOSITE of what I wanted. No large site. No site mate. No placement in the southern region. Nope...I'm headed to Niassa, the most remote, undeveloped province in Mozambique. Its WAY FAR north, on the other side of the country. I was sure we were on the same page....I thought my APCD knew exactly what I wanted....
She knew. But she obviously knows better.
Mandimba sits on the border with Malawi. There are currently 0 (yes, zero) Peace Corps Volunteers in the province. The 6 of us that are going are gonna pretty much be the trailblazers. I won't be completely alone, the other volunteers are all within 2-3 hrs of me. But since no one is there right now, I don't really know much about it. All I keep hearing is "oh...Niassa...that's far. But its beautiful!!". People keep saying they're going to visit. A lot of the current volunteers are saying they've been waiting for someone to be placed there so that they could visit. We'll see....
So anyway...there's always one person who cries on site placement day. I was wondering who that idiot would be...
Guess who it was?
I'm much better now. Most people have said that they weren't pleased with their placements, but eventually they came to love it. And some people have said they got what they thought they wanted, and then hated it. I will be working with and organization called "Estamos", which from my research, actually looks pretty cool. They even have a band that travels the country and has won all types of awards and had a CD that went gold. And apparently the founder of the organization even owns a discoteca...
So yeah...I guess it MIGHT be a perfect match...
If only it weren't so far away...
week 6 is almost over!
November 12th, 2010
I am in week 6 of training. Things are busy, but moving along quickly. Next Thursday we get our site announcements!! Yay!! So I'll know where I'm going and what I'll be doing...how exciting! My Portuguese is coming along well. I can tell the difference between Xangana and portuguese! ....but it will be a little while before eu falou bem portuguese...
But I'm trying :)
I've absolutely fallen in love with Namaacha. Its such a beautiful place, with great people. Right now its sunny, the sky is clear, there's a constant breeze and its 91 degrees...one of the hotter days. Its summertime in Mozambique...so while its cold back home, I'm headed to the beach next week! Training has been going well. Its been a pleasure meeting and interacting with everyone. We have an extremely bright group of people, especially the health volunteers. I'm learning so much.
Last week we had a really fun permagardening training. I didn't think I would enjoy it, but it turned out to be a great experience-spending the day outside getting dirty. Our seeds are already starting to sprout, and I'm actually looking forward to starting a permagarden when I get to site. I'll let you know how that goes.
Also last week, the Peace Corps driver pulled up with about 30-40 packages from the States. None for me though...I'm sure you guys are just waiting for the holidays to send me things, right? Yeah...ok...
In some ways, I'm excited about site placements. Training is hella stressful, and it will be great to know where I'll be and what I'll be doing and to finally get to the place where I'll be for the next 2 years....but in some ways, I really want to stay in Namaacha. I've met some awesome people here. And I kinda don't want to leave this place I've made into my home. But alas...all good things must come to an end. That's life. And in about 3 weeks, I'll be sworn in as a Volunteer, and I'll get on a plane, or into a car, to be whisked off to my site and dropped off in my new community.
I'm nervous!
Next week we get to have a mental health break, so some of us are heading to Xai Xai to hang out at one of the MANY fabulous beaches in Mozambique. Life is the Peace Corps is about working hard...but sometimes you have to play hard too! We just had the most fun Halloween party that you could think of. I went as a goddess...originally Grecian...but people kept guessing African...hmm, wonder why...
Either way, it was a good time
Random thoughts:
1.) The TV in my homestay stopped working, so I haven't been able to catch up on my Brazilian novellas. My mae says it should be fixed soon.
2.)There's a gas station here that sells ice cream, laughing cow cheese, pineapple fanta, and doritos, among other things.
That's all I have to say about that.
3.) I've stopped washing my face with regular water. Between the new water and all of the stress, my face looked like the rocky mountains...now with my filtered water, there's just a few little hills....
4.). I found another Laura. I'll leave that one for the people who know my Laura in the States...
5.) I can text in portuguese like a pro. I found someone to practice with :)
My sisters should be coming in from Maputo tomorrow. Should be a good time, as always. Once I get my computer up and running again (it won't charge.... Daddy should be sending me an external charger soon-i hope) I'll post some pictures. I haven't taken that many, so I guess I should get on it.
I am in week 6 of training. Things are busy, but moving along quickly. Next Thursday we get our site announcements!! Yay!! So I'll know where I'm going and what I'll be doing...how exciting! My Portuguese is coming along well. I can tell the difference between Xangana and portuguese! ....but it will be a little while before eu falou bem portuguese...
But I'm trying :)
I've absolutely fallen in love with Namaacha. Its such a beautiful place, with great people. Right now its sunny, the sky is clear, there's a constant breeze and its 91 degrees...one of the hotter days. Its summertime in Mozambique...so while its cold back home, I'm headed to the beach next week! Training has been going well. Its been a pleasure meeting and interacting with everyone. We have an extremely bright group of people, especially the health volunteers. I'm learning so much.
Last week we had a really fun permagardening training. I didn't think I would enjoy it, but it turned out to be a great experience-spending the day outside getting dirty. Our seeds are already starting to sprout, and I'm actually looking forward to starting a permagarden when I get to site. I'll let you know how that goes.
Also last week, the Peace Corps driver pulled up with about 30-40 packages from the States. None for me though...I'm sure you guys are just waiting for the holidays to send me things, right? Yeah...ok...
In some ways, I'm excited about site placements. Training is hella stressful, and it will be great to know where I'll be and what I'll be doing and to finally get to the place where I'll be for the next 2 years....but in some ways, I really want to stay in Namaacha. I've met some awesome people here. And I kinda don't want to leave this place I've made into my home. But alas...all good things must come to an end. That's life. And in about 3 weeks, I'll be sworn in as a Volunteer, and I'll get on a plane, or into a car, to be whisked off to my site and dropped off in my new community.
I'm nervous!
Next week we get to have a mental health break, so some of us are heading to Xai Xai to hang out at one of the MANY fabulous beaches in Mozambique. Life is the Peace Corps is about working hard...but sometimes you have to play hard too! We just had the most fun Halloween party that you could think of. I went as a goddess...originally Grecian...but people kept guessing African...hmm, wonder why...
Either way, it was a good time
Random thoughts:
1.) The TV in my homestay stopped working, so I haven't been able to catch up on my Brazilian novellas. My mae says it should be fixed soon.
2.)There's a gas station here that sells ice cream, laughing cow cheese, pineapple fanta, and doritos, among other things.
That's all I have to say about that.
3.) I've stopped washing my face with regular water. Between the new water and all of the stress, my face looked like the rocky mountains...now with my filtered water, there's just a few little hills....
4.). I found another Laura. I'll leave that one for the people who know my Laura in the States...
5.) I can text in portuguese like a pro. I found someone to practice with :)
My sisters should be coming in from Maputo tomorrow. Should be a good time, as always. Once I get my computer up and running again (it won't charge.... Daddy should be sending me an external charger soon-i hope) I'll post some pictures. I haven't taken that many, so I guess I should get on it.
40 Things Ive learned in my First 5 weeks of Training
November 8, 2010
I just finished my 5th weekof training and am now just over halfway done. Time is flying by, and before I know it, I'll be at my site...and I'll be there for the next 2 years. While I've been here in Namaacha, I've had a lot of time to observe things relating to Mozambique, Namaacha, and life as a PCV in general. So I decided to make a list...
I'm sure I'll add to this later, but for now, here are 40 things I've learned so far, in no particular order
1. Roosters have no sense of time
2. Pedestrians yield to cars. It is NEVER the other way around.
3. MSG makes everything taste better
4. Onions, oranges, and everything in between taste better in Mozambique
5. Mozambicans love their beer.
6. Mozambican people have no problem telling you how much you suck at something, or if you look a hot mess, or if there are pimples on your face...
7. No matter the age or the gender, everyone loves Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga
8. Dogs have no problem having sex right in front of you. Neither do cats, chickens, frogs, goats, random insects, etc...
9. There is a reason why Mozambican people usually take about 3 baths a day...
10. The phrase "hotter than Africa" only applies to Namaacha about twice a week. Other times its just really cold and/or really rainy
11. "Boas festas!" does NOT mean Happy Holidays...
12. Lizards are your friends
13. There are lots of "ninjas" in Mozambique...and they're probably contributing to the high prevalence of HIV...
14. Children pretty much come out of the womb knowing how to dance
15. If you aren't hungry, you must be sad or angry about something...
16. Sometimes you won't know which part of the chicken you're actually eating...
17. Uncles can go from cool to creepy in under 15 seconds.
18. If you don't have speakers, pulling the car up, opening the doors, and blasting your stereo works as well
19. Its perfectly ok to get into a car (not driving!) with a glass/open bottle of beer
20. People don't really understand the concept of an "only child"
21. the louder the music is in the bar, the more empty it is
22. Chickens pretty much know their fate. They always have a sad look in their eyes.
23. Even in Mozambique, stores start selling Christmas decor way too early
24. The quieter you are, the more nervous you're making the people around you...
25. Nothing is better than walking past guava, mango, avocado, papaya, and banana trees everyday....
26. Always carry toilet paper
27. Being called fat = compliment.
28. Your body gets used to eating 5 times a day very quickly...
29. Brazilian TV is way more raunchy than in the States...but the acting is so bad that you can't look away.
30. Its perfectly normal to be awaken at 6am by someone blasting electro house music...or to try to fall asleep at 9pm to someone blasting R.Kelly
31. FOFOCA TRAVELS REALLY FAR, REALLY QUICKLY...and yes....everyone is fofoca-ing about you...because there's nothing else to do
32. When it all comes down to it, no matter the situation, we all just want to have fun and love life.
33. You have never been truly uncomfortable until you've ridden in a chapa
34. All you need is an entryway to an apartment building with a few electrical outlets and you can have a fully functioning beauty/barber salon
35. the best word in the portuguese language: "passear". Close runner up: "ja"
36. The best snack foods are purchased on the side of the road...
37. The human body is amazing. You should thank God everyday for your body's natural ability to completely reject and purge anything it doesn't like...
38. Pepto bismol is equally amazing.
39. Laundry is the best morning workout
40. Children are two things: creative and resilient
I just finished my 5th weekof training and am now just over halfway done. Time is flying by, and before I know it, I'll be at my site...and I'll be there for the next 2 years. While I've been here in Namaacha, I've had a lot of time to observe things relating to Mozambique, Namaacha, and life as a PCV in general. So I decided to make a list...
I'm sure I'll add to this later, but for now, here are 40 things I've learned so far, in no particular order
1. Roosters have no sense of time
2. Pedestrians yield to cars. It is NEVER the other way around.
3. MSG makes everything taste better
4. Onions, oranges, and everything in between taste better in Mozambique
5. Mozambicans love their beer.
6. Mozambican people have no problem telling you how much you suck at something, or if you look a hot mess, or if there are pimples on your face...
7. No matter the age or the gender, everyone loves Justin Beiber and Lady Gaga
8. Dogs have no problem having sex right in front of you. Neither do cats, chickens, frogs, goats, random insects, etc...
9. There is a reason why Mozambican people usually take about 3 baths a day...
10. The phrase "hotter than Africa" only applies to Namaacha about twice a week. Other times its just really cold and/or really rainy
11. "Boas festas!" does NOT mean Happy Holidays...
12. Lizards are your friends
13. There are lots of "ninjas" in Mozambique...and they're probably contributing to the high prevalence of HIV...
14. Children pretty much come out of the womb knowing how to dance
15. If you aren't hungry, you must be sad or angry about something...
16. Sometimes you won't know which part of the chicken you're actually eating...
17. Uncles can go from cool to creepy in under 15 seconds.
18. If you don't have speakers, pulling the car up, opening the doors, and blasting your stereo works as well
19. Its perfectly ok to get into a car (not driving!) with a glass/open bottle of beer
20. People don't really understand the concept of an "only child"
21. the louder the music is in the bar, the more empty it is
22. Chickens pretty much know their fate. They always have a sad look in their eyes.
23. Even in Mozambique, stores start selling Christmas decor way too early
24. The quieter you are, the more nervous you're making the people around you...
25. Nothing is better than walking past guava, mango, avocado, papaya, and banana trees everyday....
26. Always carry toilet paper
27. Being called fat = compliment.
28. Your body gets used to eating 5 times a day very quickly...
29. Brazilian TV is way more raunchy than in the States...but the acting is so bad that you can't look away.
30. Its perfectly normal to be awaken at 6am by someone blasting electro house music...or to try to fall asleep at 9pm to someone blasting R.Kelly
31. FOFOCA TRAVELS REALLY FAR, REALLY QUICKLY...and yes....everyone is fofoca-ing about you...because there's nothing else to do
32. When it all comes down to it, no matter the situation, we all just want to have fun and love life.
33. You have never been truly uncomfortable until you've ridden in a chapa
34. All you need is an entryway to an apartment building with a few electrical outlets and you can have a fully functioning beauty/barber salon
35. the best word in the portuguese language: "passear". Close runner up: "ja"
36. The best snack foods are purchased on the side of the road...
37. The human body is amazing. You should thank God everyday for your body's natural ability to completely reject and purge anything it doesn't like...
38. Pepto bismol is equally amazing.
39. Laundry is the best morning workout
40. Children are two things: creative and resilient
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